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Nowadays, Kids   Are   Quick   
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America ...
MARIA:        Here it is. 
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? 
CLASS:        Maria. 
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?   
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables. 
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong 
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O. 
TEACHER:  What are you talking about? 
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O. 
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 
WINNIE:     Me! 
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 
GLEN:         Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' 
MILLIE:          I is.. 
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' 
MILLIE:           All right.....  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'       
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 
LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.     
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 
SIMON:       No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog. 
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 
HAROLD:       A teacher   
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